A blog dedicated to the researchers who dyed a captured chimp's fur pink, then released it. The other chimps promptly tore it to pieces.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

I'd like to help you, kid, but you're too young to vote

Operation Iraqi Freedom

Ain't no cure . . .

Mommy! Bobby's being MEAN to me again!

CJR January/February 2005: On the Job

"Ceci Connolly, a Washington Post reporter whom Somerby saw as a leader of a cabal determined to undermine Gore's candidacy, says she is sure he 'had legitimate points and observations about stories, but the Howler was personal, it was nasty, it leaped to conclusions about me and my colleagues and our motivations.'"

Translation: He's doing the same thing to US that we did to Clinton and Gore and Kerry! That's not FAIR!

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

How to tell when you're REALLY up shit creek without a paddle.

Times Online - Sunday Times

Patrick Buchanan, the former right-wing presidential candidate, said Bush had asserted a right “to intervene in the internal affairs of every nation on earth and that is, quite simply, a recipe for endless war. And war is the death of republics.”

When Pat Fucking Buchanan is the Voice of Reason.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Our soon-to-be Secretary of State, Comedi Rice

Because it's hilarious that anyone takes such a clown seriously.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Prince Harry is sittin' there on the bench

Yahoo! News - Britain's Prince Harry apologizes after pictured in Nazi uniform

Doug Henderson, Labour MP for Newcastle upon Tyne North and a former armed forces minister, said Prince Harry should not now be allowed to become a British Army officer.

"After the revelations this evening I don't think this young man is suitable for Sandhurst," the elite army officer training school, Henderson said.

He's sittin' there on the Group W bench, 'cause they wanna know if he's moral enough to join th' army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after wearin' a Nazi costume.

And here I thought Americans had the "stupidest fucks on the planet" title all locked up.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Faith is a great quality . . . .

. . . if one's goal in life is to be prey.