A blog dedicated to the researchers who dyed a captured chimp's fur pink, then released it. The other chimps promptly tore it to pieces.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Sometimes a GoogleBomb practically writes itself.

John Hinderaker

Spread the word.

Yeah, I wondered about that myself.

The Poor Man discovers the origin of Buttrocket's nickname:

Monday, December 26, 2005

The Claude Rains Memorial "What a Shock!" Award

Goes to MSNBC for this headline:

Gee, ya think?

I'm rapidly losing patience with fucking morons who see US airstrikes like something out of the cartoons they watched when they were kids, where the bomb has eyes and a cute little smile, and is able to draw back and avoid hitting innocents.

They're heard this "smart bomb" bullshit and actually think it's true - that our bombs can somehow tell the difference between a "good guy" and a "bad guy" and will only harm the latter.

Well, dumbfucks - that's not how it works.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

On this glorious Christmas morning

I'd like to invite all conservatives and Republicans to call a truce in the culture war, temporarily put aside our differences, and allow me to wish each and every one of you a very hearty "Go Fuck Yourselves, Assholes!"

Friday, December 23, 2005

Need a good laugh?

Wolcott points to a site called Gay Patriot that you have to see to believe. I still can't decide whether it's some Patriotboy clone who's really good at it, or the real deal. It's . . . well, just go look. You'll see. It had me howling.

High(low?)lights include the Conservative Blogress Diva Contest and this graphic.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Shorter* Jonah Goldberg

Why doesn't anyone pay me to write their propaganda?


* "Shorter" copyright 2005 Busy Busy Busy. Used with permission.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I got a new toy

It's this cool logo creator proggie. One of the built-in characters reminded me of someone, so I created this in his honor.

Happy holidays, Bill, ya old fuckwit you.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Your tax dollars at work


Well, isn't that just fucking dandy? We can't afford food or medicine for poor folks, but we can afford a vanity domain - a government vanity domain, yet - for a goddamn dog. I'll be dipped in shit.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Department of What a Fucking World We Live In

British Court Rules Against Evidence Gained in Torture
LONDON, Dec. 8 - Thrusting itself into the middle of a stormy international debate, Britain's highest court declared today that evidence obtained through torture - no matter who had done the torturing - was not admissible in British courts.

Jeez, don't you love it? In today's world, taking a position against torture is viewed as "thrusting (oneself) into the middle of a stormy international debate." Newspeak reigns supreme in the American media.

Much like the Intelligent Design clusterfuck, there is no real debate on this issue. There is reality and there's a whole mess of deluded fools who think they can have it both ways if they just manage to bullshit and bloviate hard enough.