Somebody's bullshitting somebody here

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And I'm pretty sure neither somebody is me.

In case you didn't hear, "gossip blogger" and general waste of skin Perez Hilton was supposedly "assaulted" because someone didn't care for his comments. I won't comment on the merits of Hilton's allegations other than to note that in this image from MTV-UK, his "black eye" is on the left side. In the whiny video Hilton posted to his blog, the "cut" he's crying over is under his right eye.

See for yourself:



MTV pic



Screencap from video