Sometimes a GoogleBomb practically writes itself.

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John Hinderaker

Spread the word.

Yeah, I wondered about that myself.

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The Poor Man discovers the origin of Buttrocket's nickname:

The Claude Rains Memorial "What a Shock!" Award

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Goes to MSNBC for this headline:



Gee, ya think?

I'm rapidly losing patience with fucking morons who see US airstrikes like something out of the cartoons they watched when they were kids, where the bomb has eyes and a cute little smile, and is able to draw back and avoid hitting innocents.

They're heard this "smart bomb" bullshit and actually think it's true - that our bombs can somehow tell the difference between a "good guy" and a "bad guy" and will only harm the latter.

Well, dumbfucks - that's not how it works.

On this glorious Christmas morning

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I'd like to invite all conservatives and Republicans to call a truce in the culture war, temporarily put aside our differences, and allow me to wish each and every one of you a very hearty "Go Fuck Yourselves, Assholes!"

Need a good laugh?

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Wolcott points to a site called Gay Patriot that you have to see to believe. I still can't decide whether it's some Patriotboy clone who's really good at it, or the real deal. It's . . . well, just go look. You'll see. It had me howling.

High(low?)lights include the Conservative Blogress Diva Contest and this graphic.

Shorter* Jonah Goldberg

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Why doesn't anyone pay me to write their propaganda?

RE: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID


* "Shorter" copyright 2005 Busy Busy Busy. Used with permission.

I got a new toy

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It's this cool logo creator proggie. One of the built-in characters reminded me of someone, so I created this in his honor.





Happy holidays, Bill, ya old fuckwit you.

Your tax dollars at work

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http://barney.gov

Well, isn't that just fucking dandy? We can't afford food or medicine for poor folks, but we can afford a vanity domain - a government vanity domain, yet - for a goddamn dog. I'll be dipped in shit.

Department of What a Fucking World We Live In

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British Court Rules Against Evidence Gained in Torture

LONDON, Dec. 8 - Thrusting itself into the middle of a stormy international debate, Britain's highest court declared today that evidence obtained through torture - no matter who had done the torturing - was not admissible in British courts.

Jeez, don't you love it? In today's world, taking a position against torture is viewed as "thrusting (oneself) into the middle of a stormy international debate." Newspeak reigns supreme in the American media.

Much like the Intelligent Design clusterfuck, there is no real debate on this issue. There is reality and there's a whole mess of deluded fools who think they can have it both ways if they just manage to bullshit and bloviate hard enough.