Popular Jewish joke in Russia some years ago
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Long meat line in wintertime. Butcher comes out at 7 am: 'We don't expect to get very much meat today. Dirty Jews, go home.'
A few hapless people leave the line and go home. Butcher comes out again at 10 am: 'We will be getting much less than we expected. Only good communist party members stay in line; the rest go home.'
A lot of grumbling people leave the line and go home. Butcher comes out again at 2 pm: 'We got very, very little, and it all went to the black market. Everybody go home.'
So one frozen communist turns to another frozen communist and says: 'These damn Jews always get the best deal.'
Long meat line in wintertime. Butcher comes out at 7 am: 'We don't expect to get very much meat today. Dirty Jews, go home.'
A few hapless people leave the line and go home. Butcher comes out again at 10 am: 'We will be getting much less than we expected. Only good communist party members stay in line; the rest go home.'
A lot of grumbling people leave the line and go home. Butcher comes out again at 2 pm: 'We got very, very little, and it all went to the black market. Everybody go home.'
So one frozen communist turns to another frozen communist and says: 'These damn Jews always get the best deal.'
posted by Realist @ 9:41 AM
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