Limerick Wars

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Recent limericks posted at Sadly, No! reminded me of this classic:

There once was a young man from Sparta,
Who was an exceptional farta'.
He could fart anything
From "God Save the King"
To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata".

He'd do a gavotte for a starta'
Then work up to the "Coffee Cantata".
He'd boom from his ass
Bach's "B-Minor Mass"
And, in counterpoint, "La Traviata".