Hi, I'm Chuck Graner. Remember me?
So I'm sitting here in fucking Leavenworth, serving my ten-year sentence and watching all this "torture debate" horseshit on the TV, and I have a question:
Where the FUCK were all you people when MY trial was going on?
By this point, it should be obvious to anyone with an IQ exceeding room temperature that I was only doing what I was, if not exactly ordered, certainly encouraged to do. So why is it I'm the only one in the slammer?
I'm not saying you should let me out - I guess lots of people feel safer with me locked up, for some reason - but at least send me some fucking company, OK?
Thanks for nothing, you fucking hypocrites.