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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Who Wants to Marry a Moron?

First Lady Makes Her Reality TV Debut

First lady Laura Bush made her reality TV debut Tuesday, helping with a taping of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" in a sweltering community building as she toured hurricane relief sites on the Mississippi coast.

Join our contestant as she tries for big prizes by attempting to convince our studio audience - and you playing along at home - that her husband really isn't an incompetent idiot despite all the evidence to the contrary.


  • At 2:07 AM, Blogger Lone Ranger said…

    I'm just wondering here. What if there were somebody who hated you so much that no matter what you did, he would criticize it. You literally could do nothing right in his eyes. What would you think about the mental stability of that person?

  • At 7:07 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    What would you think about the mental stability of that person?

    Hey, as long as they're not coming at me brandishing a weapon, I'm willing to give 'em the benefit of the doubt on the mental stability issue.

    Besides, if you've read much of this blog, you know I consider most of you crazy anyway.


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