Calendar screws conservatives yet again.

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While poking around on the website of World Ahead Publishing, the right-wing whackjobs responsible for unleashing HELP! MOM! There are LIBERALS Under My Bed! on unsuspecting children everywhere, I found this little goodie:

. . . the head of World Ahead Publishing is asking the so-called "Peace Mom" to challenge her own anti-war beliefs by reading a recent book that defends the president's policies. The publisher is sending complimentary copies of Thank You, President Bush (hardback: $24.99; ISBN 0974670111)-an anthology written by the nation's most famous conservatives that defends the Bush Administration's policies-to the makeshift camp of Sheehan and her fellow protestors in Crawford, Texas.

Publisher Alleges "Peace Mom" Endangers Soldiers

Date of press release: August 30

Cindy Sheehan departs Camp Casey: August 31

So by the time the books arrive, there will be no one there to read them. The shipment will most likely be returned to the sender as undeliverable.

I'd be willing to bet this was the intention. This way, they get the publicity value of sending the books without having to actually give anything away, which would go against the selfishness and greed that are the foundation of modern conservative beliefs.