A moldie oldie from the PC vault
This Jewish fellow was attending an affair at his temple when he met up with this older woman whom he had known for a long time.
She says to him: "Vere you been dollink?"
He replies: "I vas avay."
She asks: "So vere you vuz?".
He answers: "I vuz in prison."
She looks at him and asks: "Vy vuz you in prison?"
He answers: "For moidering mine vife."
She takes a long look at him and says: "So now you're single?"