A moldie oldie from the PC vault

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This Jewish fellow was attending an affair at his temple when he met up with this older woman whom he had known for a long time.

She says to him: "Vere you been dollink?"

He replies: "I vas avay."

She asks: "So vere you vuz?".

He answers: "I vuz in prison."

She looks at him and asks: "Vy vuz you in prison?"

He answers: "For moidering mine vife."

She takes a long look at him and says: "So now you're single?"