Tonight on Hannity and Doormat . . .

I'll admit it - Alan "Thank You, Sir - May I Have Another?" Colmes really pisses me off.

If Alan had lived during the American Revolution, he'd have been a Tory. If he'd lived in 1940s France, he'd have been a Nazi collaborator. The one thing you can count on people like Alan for is that they will wholeheartedly and unceasingly suck the dicks of those in power, whoever they may be.

The only person on the left who pisses me off more than Alan is Joe Lieberman, although it's certainly a close call.