Jonah Goldberg is honest for once in his miserable life.

http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/05_01_30_corner-archive.asp#055419

As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice.

Well, there you have it. Jonah's ass is indeed sorry, which explains a lot now that I think about it.