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Saturday, August 02, 2008

Local boy makes good

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As Roy Edroso recently observed, ". . . many of the great geniuses of the Internet labor in obscurity." Surely their number includes this guy, who appears to be the first Kansas Citian to make the Best of Craigslist.

Excerpt:

Have you ever thought about what will happen to your pets after Jesus comes back to claim the souls of the saved during the Rapture and deliver them to heaven to enjoy ever lasting life? The bible clearly teaches that only those that have accepted Jesus as their savior will enter heaven (John 14:6, Romans 3:23), and we all know that pets do not have the cognitive ability to do this, so what will happen to your beloved pets? Surely without you there, they would be stuck inside your empty house, starving to death with no one to feed them, let them out to potty, or clean their litter box. This is probably not what you envision for your pets after you are gone. This is where I come in.

I am here to offer you pet care service for after the rapture. As an atheist, I will surely still be here on this earth post rapture and would love to look after your pets for a small fee and make sure they are still well taken care of after you and your family have been raptured.


As they say, go read the whole thing. It's a hoot. Wonder if the guy's made any money yet?

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