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Friday, August 05, 2005

Okay, one for the road

News Flash:
Bush and Cheney now moonlighting on Broadway - creating real-life musical based on literary classic "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck. Will feature new show tunes created especially for the production, like:

"Where Have All the Paychecks Gone?"
"My Grandfather's Now-Worthless 401K"
"Iraqin' Around the Clock"
"Brother, Can You Spare a Job?"
"Back Homeless Again"
"Thank God I'm a Heterosexual!"
"My Mother Used To Love Me, But She Got Outsourced"

and the number one SMASH HIT SINGLE:

"Stairway to Bankruptcy"

Demand for seats is expected to be very heavy, and most performances are expected to sell out. (literally) So don't wait; get your tickets TODAY


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