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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Help Wanted: White House Spokesperson

Must be able to keep a straight face while telling whoppers like:
. . . and it's very important that the American people know what we are doing to win that war on terrorism.

even as your administration bosses do everything possible to conceal the evidence of their warcrimes:
“U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld revealed Friday that videos and ‘a lot more pictures’ exist of the abuse of Iraqis held at Abu Ghraib prison.

"’If these are released to the public, obviously it's going to make matters worse,’ Rumsfeld told the Senate Armed Services Committee. ‘I mean, I looked at them last night, and they're hard to believe.’

Pentagon Blocks Release of Abu Ghraib Images: Here's Why

Send resume and $5000.00 non-refundable application fee to Karl Rove, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.


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