Up next, a STEEL CAGE DEATHMATCH!!

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It will be the Schindlers vs. the Holloway-Twittys vs. Jennifer Wilbanks and John Mason in a three-way steel cage Texas Deathmatch for the White Trash Heavyweight Championship of the Wooooooooooooorld! LIVE, on Pay-Per-View!

Anybody got Vince McMahon's phone number? I really think this would be one money-making motherfucker. Hell, I'd watch it twice.