Jeez, has it been that long?

Navies ask: What do you do with a captured pirate?

Wal-i-Musi could have been sent to Kenya, but the U.S. decision to prosecute him in New York could be a sign of Washington's determination to bring pirates to justice.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton emphasized that determination Wednesday when she unveiled an anti-piracy strategy that includes trying to seize their assets.

Assets? What assets? Their peglegs, eyepatches, and parrots? I mean, seriously - if they had assets, they wouldn't fucking be pirates, now would they?

I guess it has been a while, but I believe the solution used to involve a rope and a yardarm. Perhaps someone could pass that along to the Navy.