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Friday, April 27, 2007

We Kansans really love Utah

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They, along with shitholes like Mississippi, Arkansas and Texas, help take the heat off us when our dumbass politicians pull idiotic stunts like trying to teach creationism in the public schools.

Today's offering from Mormonland:

Utah County District 65 Chairman Don Larsen has submitted a formal resolution to oppose the devil’s plan to destroy the country -- to be discussed this weekend at the Utah County Republican Convention.

“In order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.,” Larsen’s resolution states. “[It is] insidious for its stealth and innocuousness.”

Larsen’s proposal to defeat Satan? Close the borders to illegal immigrants to “prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion.”

Utah Republican Blames 'The Devil' For Immigration

4 Comments:

  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter said…

    Larsen... Larsen... What's that bible-banging moron (the OTHER one) named Larsen... Okay, so I've had a margarita, but I can't help the brain-fart.

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Blogger Realist said…

    You're thinking of the poor man's Rush Limbaugh, Portland radio bloviator Lars Larson.

    Check him out. He looks like the bastard offspring of Rush and Joey Buttafuoco.

     
  • At 10:51 PM, Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter said…

    Nope, nope, there's another one, and it's a Larsen... no, not Gary Larsen... There's one of those can't-get-a-congregation-self-appointed-"preachers" who discovered the internet via WebTV and now call themselves "Editor-At-Large" of some shitty republicunt/bible-banger blog.

    If I had the energy & attention span, I'd go crawl the archives at World O'Crap, 'cause I know that's were I was first exposed to this particular virus, but man, those fucking cats are killing me. I gotta crash.

     
  • At 10:52 PM, Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter said…

    Fuck. I forgot to make the "Lars" joke before I hit submit and now I've lost the fucking joke.

    Narcotic painkillers are killing my brain. Again. I thought that I was finally finished with this shit. I thought that I was finally FIXED, but noooooooooo...

    I used to be smart, y'know. About 10 years ago.

     

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