Office Depot's response
Thank you for contacting Office Depot regarding your rebate. Your item has not yet shipped. We apologize for the delay, but we do ask that you allow more time for processing. You can check the status of your request at any time from this site. You may also contact us by phone at 1-866-541-0284 if you have any further questions.
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Fuckers. Anybody want to bet I never see my $80 or hear another word from these fuckwads?