A blog dedicated to the researchers who dyed a captured chimp's fur pink, then released it. The other chimps promptly tore it to pieces.

Friday, August 04, 2006

'Coz you can't hide what you are on the inside

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Gawd-DAMN, is that one ugly fuckin' bitch or what? Looks like all that lyin' and spinnin' and coverin' stuff up really took its toll.

12 Comments:

  • At 1:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Look who's talking. Nice gut you have. Must be proud of that big boy.

     
  • At 4:09 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    Fuck off, halfwit. If I want any shit from a little weasel like you, I'll slap it out of you.

    Now, go whine about "civility" some more, preferably somewhere they actually give a fuck what you think.

     
  • At 8:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If I had a gut like that, I'd be bitter and angry too.

     
  • At 4:16 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    If you had two IQ points to rub together, I might give a fuck about your opinion. Feel free to drop by any time for more verbal abuse, dickhead. I'm always happy to oblige.

     
  • At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Opinion? That you have a fat tub hanging out for the world to see is an objective and undeniable fact. It has absolutely nothing to do with any "opinions" I might hold.

     
  • At 4:35 PM, Blogger Realist said…

    Fact? Like you'd recognize a fact if one strolled up and slapped your daddy's dick out of your mouth.

     
  • At 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gramps,

    Just take a deep breath. I can feel your impotent rage coming through, and I feel sorry for that worn out heart of yours. At your age, you should really be taking it easy, not giving vent to pent up frustrations resulting from a weight problem that is probably older than I am.

    Just out of curiosity, when was the last time you actually saw your toes?

    I would recommend running, but that gut would probably give you a black eye.

     
  • At 4:07 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    Junior -

    You need to be worrying about yourself, not me. As in, get a fuckin' life, fercryinoutloud. You don't see me stopping by YOUR blog six times a day to see if you've replied to MY comment, do you?

     
  • At 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's it? That's all an old sour puss like you has to offer? I'm a loser because I actually have nothing better to do than read YOUR blog. In other words, reading the Pink Chimpanzee = being a loser with no life.

     
  • At 4:20 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    No, you're a loser because you check back six times in one day to see if I've left a reply to your comment. Perhaps a reading comprehension course might be in order.

     
  • At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You win! Anyone who would check back repeatedly to see what YOU have to say is surely a loser. At least we can agree on that.

    Now, let's get back to that gut. What do you feed it?

     
  • At 4:11 AM, Blogger Realist said…

    And what makes you think I'm interested in having a conversation with a self-admitted loser?

     

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